There's a strange smell around the house....

.....it is strongest around the dog basket, and I can smell it as I sit in my study- just before I realise that the dog has followed me into the room.
Yup! we have been in the park, and yup! he found a something nasty to roll in.
I don't want to bath him, again, and his hairdresser is coming next week so that would be 3 baths in just over a week. His coat isn't dirty, he is white, clean and all fluffy, but he just smells. So I sprayed my perfume onto his brush and gave him a good brush, which he loves, gave him a blow-dry with the hairdryer-[even though he was dry]which he loves even more, and now he smells beautiful..... problem solved.
Because I didn't smell him I thought he had gone downstairs,so I moved my chair and squashed his paw under it. Sorry Joe, [he cried so loudly.]

Dad has been cooking, goodness knows what, there is this awful smell, it's in the kitchen and the rest of the house. I've looked at my hairdryer and at my perfume...honestly I feel like putting his foot under my chair and sitting on it very HARD.